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[max-hazbin-here-before]

BLAKE ROMAN JUST MAKES REALLY PRETTY MUSIC AND I AM JUST EATING IT UP😭

Okay so this time I’m yapping about his song “loved you like religion” and it’s soooo good I love it sm

“I climbed up on my lovers cross, let you nail my hands. Go and stop that inquisition, I could devote in my position but you thought I was wicked from the start”💖

[luciferrswolves]

im desperate to know how many people share my fandoms

so here's a list and pls reblog if you share the fandoms:

SHOOT FROM THE HIP, Doctor Who, Good Omens, MCYT, Eurovision, Nevermoor, Arcane, House MD, Zeyn Syre, Taskmaster, BBC Ghosts, Marvel (specifically Loki), Umbrella Academy, Stardew Valley, and recently Baldur's Gate 3 (although i have never actually played the game bc im broke af and too scared to pirate)

(and this isn't even all)

[dwaekkicidal]

i need to know your thoughts on groping binnie and how he'd react

and i'm not just talkin boobies. i'm talkin' errything.

LMFAOO im glad this is still on your mind too (SRY THIS TOOK ME A MINUTE) a teeny bit suggestive

links are yt short links bc the boys love his body so much

the biddies & arms:

we've all see that the boys constantly grab at his chest and arms any chance they can. so tbh? I don't think he would care LMAO goes on as if nothing happened I do think he would lowkey enjoy both though, he loooves when people appreciate all his hard work and they are both physical pieces of proof of it will def stroke his ego and rile him up if you basically drool or bite your lip while you're feeling him up (I'm talking to you, felix.) probably will shriek and get super flustered if you mess with his nipples a little tho :3

"YAH-! Don't pinch my nipples like that.."

his ass & thighs:

minho was so real for this I think binnie will only have a problem with it if you grab too hard (& it hurts him) or if you did it in front of the guys (he gotta keep up the 'dark rapper' persona yk 🙄) gets red in the ears if you're feeling him up for a little too long and stutters 🤭 will grab your ass and/or smack it back as revenge give it a little smack on the ass when he least expects and he'll squeak

"AH- Jagiya.. what are you doing? haha.. Come back here."

his waist/tummy:

absolutely melts I DO NOT care you can't tell me otherwise (I cant hear you lalalalalalala) hear me out.. a lot of people talk "changbin abs this, changbin abs that" but he has said himself that he doesn't have any (1 its hard to keep abs as is and 2 even though he works out enough to keep them, they're only really prevalent on skinnier people and we know he's thicc.) I could see him being a little insecure about his tummy or just being super shy about it so he gets easily flustered hug him from behind while his guard is down and just run your hands along his sides or his stomach and he'll get all shy 🤭 gets turned on if you do it enough hehe

"*smirks* Bunny... don't start something you can't finish."

moral of the story: worship him and his muscles because he deserves it but also because he gets flustered and turned on by it

also strokes his ego :3

[rigmarole-07]

The Magic If @drivestraight | Dirty Valentine (Richard Siken)

[willfreakbyers]

ME N GANG

The big ppl left to right: me, @nommereranger @qolazz and @bycharlie @letterbetter13 (idk which ones chance and which ones will i just knew yall made a joke about it)

Small ppl left to right: @4rielle @hazyyspiderr @bersdir @caligulas-right-wing and @queer-but-not-here

uhm these are just the ppl I associate with yall/other ppl have associated with yall heh. If I forgot anyone im sorry blahhhh

[parasocial-paradox]

rebrand content predictions

i say "predictions" in heavy air-quotes, it's really more of a pleading poke and a nudge to the universe, but there's 3 things of varying likelihood i would love to see in the new era below the cut. walk with me

REBRAND TRAILER (most likely) ooooo you wanna do another goofy trailer soooo bad. you wanna do more silly short film content soooo baddd the revival one was such a blast, and the sequel/subversion potential is Right There. listen i know deifying me as a prophet with my screenplay "pitch" (read: poorly disguised fanfic) might have its challenges, but consider: it would be so awesome. it would be so cool

PODCAST/STREAMING (plausible. here's how phodcast can still win. kind of) listen. now hear me out. i've been on team longform yapcast from day one, and i know plenty of other monologue-loving roombas feel the same. BUT. i feel like (assuming their setup doesnt go on the fritz) semi-consistent streaming (with uploaded/edited VODS) could scratch the same itch, hence why i lump them together. here's what i'm squinking. all the cool stuff they got to do with radio 1... BUT. full creative control. it's hot. its vogue. its full-circle. its got endless possibilities for segments and games and... dare i say... audience engagement.... imagine, if you will... similar formatting and segment ideas to my beloved dystopia daily... but live, on-stream, and with phil's brilliant mind manning the fun little games and tonal balance. bespoke activity area i miss you every day

DAN AND PHIL TRY ___ (not impossible, but of the three, my least likely hail mary) for those familiar, think something vaguely akin to The Grumps' Ten Minute Power Hour series, or something like Unus Annus (especially the ones where they go outside and goof off). for those not, imagine a sort of reclamation of the II era-- the "giving the people what they want" style of content. this time around, the guys challenge themselves to do stupid shit (like conjoined baking and codependency yoga) on their own terms. they're giving the people what they want. said stupid shit could be as small as trying food they've never had before or as ambitious as... i dunno. mini golf. naturally though, each video would have its own spin, and one unique to them. suffice to say. this would be beast as hell

that all being said, i love them, which means i love everything they make. i mean it with my whole fart when i say nothing they do in this new era content-wise would even remotely disappoint me-- i'm all over that shit, whatever it looks like. between both of their creative prowess, they've more than earned my excitement <3 phrebrand, i await you with open arms <3

[haydenthewitch]

AVERY HAVING TROUBLE BEING "CASUAL" WITH MAX AND TRISTAN BECUSE SHE HAS CUGHT FEELINGS I CANNNTTTT BABEYYY YOU ARE THE ONLY THING IN YOUR WAY. GO FUCK THOSE MEN AND THEN TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM RIGHT NOEEWWWW.

[theamazingmr-j]

might be a hot take considering the state of the tag rn but, as an oscar fan, im glad mclaren didnt give team orders. they stuck to their guns and i respect that. do i think oscar had the pace to go catch max? probably. did i want oscar to win today? absolutely. am i glad that mclaren didnt give team orders and finally did what they said they were gonna do for once in their life? YES

[wellspilled]

this is literally hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby

[max-hazbin-here-before]

Questions I have about the hellaverse and it’s people

<3 Does Vox’s screen get burnt in (I think that’s the term)

<3 Does Husker make biscuits (bonus points if he makes them on angels fluff)

<3 Where does Alastor get the deer’s he eats, does he just poof them out of thin air?

<3 In the 4th episode when Charlie started the fire in Val’s studio who thought it was a good idea to have that many plugs in one extension cord?

<3 Does Alastor strictly take the souls of overlords or just regular sinners too, and if it is just strictly overlords what was Nifty an Overlord of?

[heroes-of-lemuria]

Autumn Moon is “The Wizard”, though she still finds the concept hard to fully accept. She’s spent so long disconnecting herself from the savior of the Spiral that the idea is still a bit painful. 24 years old, Autumn considers herself a simple person, despite everything. She likes it that way. Life magic is her speciality, though she’s always believed her strongest skill lies in gardening and the more basic and practical uses of magic. Her pride and joy is her garden, though it’s needed some rebuilding after being trampled by Spiral soldiers hunting for “The Wizard” - for her.

She grew up in Shoshun Village with her younger sister Moira, where magic was taught as more of a spiritual matter than a scholarly one. This caused growing pains for Moira, a magical protege who always outshone her older sister. She was the reason Autumn ended up in Ravenwood at age 17, following her sister out of worry and only a little bit of jealousy. Moira loved Ravenwood, and she loved being Ambrose’s special student even more. Autumn followed her sister then too, always a steady, healing hand. Maybe that’s why Malistaire’s death hurt so badly, something Autumn couldn’t make better for Moira. Their relationship grew strained, after that. Moira refused to acknowledge what had happened, instead throwing herself in the dueling circuits, her skill in magic and her tendency towards spectacle making her a natural. She did not come when Ambrose called. That responsibility fell to Autumn, something she begrudged her sister for, further driving the rift between them.

After loosing contact with her sister, her life became defined by denial. Autumn Moon was nothing special, she was not the chosen one, she simply was the one who showed up. It felt wrong then, when people spoke of her as if she was some fabled hero. That was her sister maybe, or maybe someone else would come along to claim that role, but it wasn’t her, she was certain of it. Even in the depths of Khrysalis and prophecy she couldn’t fully accept it, always waiting for the rug to be pulled from under her, for the big mistake to be revealed. Her recent failure should have proof of that, after all.

When the gods themselves began to turn against her and The Wizard began to be whispered about with awe, Autumn shrunk further away from the reality of things, putting up mental barriers, perhaps to keep her safe. The Wizard was revered but also hated. The Wizard had the fate of whole worlds resting on their shoulders. The Wizard was the one people befriended, truly cared about. The Wizard was somebody special. Autumn Moon was nothing in comparison to them. She spent a long time going through the motions in the shadow The Wizard left, disconnected, watching life happen to The Wizard (and certainly not her) on the other side of the glass.

Dasein was the one who was finally able to get through to her. Perhaps it was ironic the person she saw herself the most in was the embodiment of nothing at all. She became incredibly attached to the being - after all, perhaps if she could help him become someone then maybe, just maybe, Autumn Moon could too. Perhaps she could finally learn how to be a person again, someone who could stand alongside The Wizard. He was the first person she allowed herself to become close to in almost 6 years. Then he was gone, and things inside of Autumn began to crack. By the time she went off to Wallaru they were starting to break completely. It was a harrowing experience there in the Dreaming, looking so deeply inside of herself. Forced to accept that Autumn Moon was in fact someone; she was The Wizard all along. She was a person who had accomplished and lost much. She was a savior and a failure. A person. It’s painful, to come back into reality, to look at what’s become of you, tear it all down, and begin to rebuild. Maybe she should try and talk to her sister again, that might be a good place to start.

Even throughout her long period disconnection with the world, Autumn’s garden was always a place she could return to and ground herself. It was Autumn’s place, not The Wizards. One of her favorite things about her garden is all of the wildlife it attracts, though the birds are her favorite. She’s tried her hand at growing teas, but still prefers the ones she can buy in the marketplace. She drinks tea almost religiously, a bit dependent on the caffeine to jumpstart her in the mornings. She’s very particular about the drink, and honestly she can’t stand the way Marleybone has bastardized it.

Her magical focus is a staff made from a still living tree, a common wand for thaumaturges. The tree feed off of the life magic channeled through it, and in return offers the handler a powerful connection into the natural world.

[n0vazsq]

HOLY SHIT ESTEBAN LOOKS SO PRETTY

[chaoticlandworlder]

Ngl the liam lawson hate is getting real tiring

[cheez-the-clown]

found this person through pinterest, their tiktok and instagram are both @st.rstruck <3

[koiukiy-o]

btw! asked one of my guy friends to read a small bit of the next chapter that i wrote last week and he loved it and MADE AN AO3 PROFILE SO HE COULD KEEP UP AND GET UPDATES??? (though i only posted 3 chapters on ao3 so far i sent him the blurb on gdocs)

i have a live proofreader now (i write and he goes "yo… 'the heat of his breath against your skin' is crazy work...)

[haydenthewitch]

THE LOOK THAT TRISTAN HAS ON HIS FACE WHEN HE'S NOT SURE IF MAX IS GOING TO LIVE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I JUST WANT TO SOB IT'S SO SADDDDDDDD